The SexToysBrand Guide To Text Sex (Part 2)

In part 2 of the my blog Guide to Text Sex, get some top tips on what to say and what definitely not to say…What the hell is text sex?!The basic idea behind text sex is to send an SMS message between mobile phones which shares your dirtiest and sexiest thoughts with someone else. It’s something that can be used to spice up a long term relationship or to simply let a new admirer know that you’re interested. Whilst a text message might seem a little impersonal, it does allow you to be more open than you perhaps would in a face to face situation. It can be quite hard to tell your boyfriend of several years “so how about tonight I dress up as a sexy nurse and you can play my patient?!” The text message eliminates that embarrassment factor and can often lead to a whole new level of openness you may not have experienced before.How not to do itWe’ve all been there- it’s 3am, you’re drunk, you’re horny and you decide to send a text message telling your current love interest exactly what you want to online sex toys… but instead of sending it to “Dan” you end up sending it to “Dad”. This will not give you the desired results you were looking for and will instead en.

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There is one sex toy that has a steampunk look to it the Rude Boy Prostate Massager. Its one of many anal toys that please, but this one is sleek, black, and the silver bullet has the right shininess to it to give it that otherworldly look. It also works like a champ. This is a very comfortable PicoBong Mahana.

set of feet visible. Spread your legs so you’re lower down and your hips can easily match up. If not, it may be time for the gent to bend down a bit and put his tongue to use. Be sure that you’re in the style of changing room with a closing door rather than a curtain, though – unless you plan on getting caught!

Airplane Restroom: This is going to be quick but it doesn’t have to be as dirty as it sounds! After you’ve made your plan to meet up in the restroom (we suggest while everyone is sleeping on a longer overnight flight), and have managed to cram the two of you into the ever-shrinking restrooms, you’ve got to get to work quickly rabbit vibrators . The best position we’ve heard for airplane restroom sex is a cross between standing sex and doggy style. Get your man to come from behind while slightly bent over. Try not to touch too much, and don’t even think of getting down on the floor. Also – try and keep it under 15 minutes so the airline crew don’t get suspicious!

 

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