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Tuesday Taste Test – Beer and Banana Flavoured Nipple Pasties

Ruth did not disappoint! To my desk, she brought me two different flavoured nipple pasties – Beer Flavoured and Banana Flavoured.”There’s some stuck to Jenna Jameson’s breasts if you want to lick them,” Ruth offered me as she handed over the packs. Strangely, this statement didn’t faze me in the slightest. Neither have phrases such as: – “Sexcellent!”- “Imagine you’re shoving this up your arse…”- “I’m not trying that sexy guys, I’m not trying your witchcraft!”- “So, does the Pope like ice cream then?”Which have been muttered in the my blog office during various discussions of sex and sex toys.The pasties come in simple little plastic envelopes with descriptive, pink, card tops to them. The Edible Body Pasty – Banana Flavour has the words “Bodacious Banana” on it in yellow type, whilst the Edible Body Pasties – Beer Flavour has the phrase “Beer-n-Boobs (together at last!)” on them. I never really thought of “Beer-n-Boobs” as a winning combination before but I can see the appeal – it’s like strawberries and cream, sausage and mash lelo luna beads, peanut butter and crumpets…Upon opening the pasties, I give them a quick feel with my fingers and decide from the texture that they’re not made .

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AN ENTIRELY NON-SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH PAPER INTO THE TASTE, TEXTURE AND SIDE EFFECTS OF FLAVOURED NIPPLE PASTIESA Report by Carly “Pleasure” DrewMy job is sometimes exceptionally hard. Figuring out what product to lick every week is a gruelling task and occasionally I like to enlist the help of my blog PR Wonder Woman, Ruth, to help me decide. At approximately 14.32 today I sent Ruth a message asking for her suggestions about female sex toys of what I should taste this dreary Tuesday afternoon. Promptly Ruth got up from her desk and went looking for something very specific for me to lick.

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The SexToysBrand Guide To Text Sex (Part 1)

Over the next 3 days my blog brings you the ultimate guide to text sex and talking dirty! Make sure you check back each day for lots of facts, helpful instructions and dirty talk tips then add some of your own!There’s something about well written words that can make even the coldest hearted of sexy girl swoon with pure admiration. When William Shakespeare wrote his infamous Sonnet 18, he did it with the intention of wooing the woman of his dream.

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